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Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?

There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?

You are killing me.

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There is fine line between sexy and hobo

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Is it just me or are men’s facial hair getting out of control? Sometimes I feel that there is some secret pact between men that we are not aware of.

 Whomever is able to hide a small animal in their beard is the king of the universe.

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The Tale of Two Snails

There once was a tail tale of two snails. Like passing ships they never saw the other by sight. Bec worked hard during the day and Claud did the same at night.

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Dad

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My dad had a huge belly laugh, you know the kind you can hear from anywhere. He had smiling eyes and was really funny.

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