I had received a text as I was walking into work requesting that I cover a different area. I didn’t think much of the shift change other than I’ve never really spent any time there.
Ritually I stopped at Starbucks, sat there for a minute or two to catch my breath as I had picked that day to start walking to work again. Continue reading →
You are holding on to a huge balloon that is bound to explode.
Its drags you along because the weight you are carrying keeps you low to the ground. You hold on tight to the balloon because it’s the only thing keeping you afloat. If you are honest you might admit you are afraid of what would happen if you loosen your grip, what if when you land you are swallowed whole? Continue reading →
Ever noticed how going to the Gym is a little like being in a bad relationship? Continue reading →
Do you know the fastest way to convince someone that they are dying?
Let them Google their symptoms. Continue reading →
Someone much wiser than me once said ‘If you have nothing nice to say, it’s best not to say anything at all’ Continue reading →
Isn’t it a glorious day when you realise that you are finally OVER someone. Continue reading →
You spend as much time in their company as they do in yours. You are both involved in the same conversations. You shared the same moments but, the friendship is as invigorating as a see-saw ride between an elephant and a mouse…. Continue reading →
You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →