I had the strangest dream the other night. I woke up only remembering parts of it and hazy remnants of events surrounding those moments. I hate not being able to remember dreams. Continue reading →
You are holding on to a huge balloon that is bound to explode.
Its drags you along because the weight you are carrying keeps you low to the ground. You hold on tight to the balloon because it’s the only thing keeping you afloat. If you are honest you might admit you are afraid of what would happen if you loosen your grip, what if when you land you are swallowed whole? Continue reading →
Do you know the fastest way to convince someone that they are dying?
Let them Google their symptoms. Continue reading →
Isn’t it a glorious day when you realise that you are finally OVER someone. Continue reading →
When someone says I have a confession to make I pull out the popcorn and get comfortable, because I know things are about to get real. Continue reading →
Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →
Legend has it that centuries ago, one of the many Saints named Valentinus was imprisoned for performing verboten weddings for soldiers. While serving time for his crime he healed the daughter of his jailer, Asterius. Some say that before he was executed he wrote her a farewell letter and signed it ‘Your Valentine’. Continue reading →
You know how you think that you and your friends are so funny you should have your own half hour sitcom? Continue reading →
Today is my least favourite day of the year. Continue reading →
Assumptions, don’t you hate them?
Like when you assume you won’t need that dinner reservation on a Wednesday night and you find yourself having to wait at the bar for half an hour.
Or when you assume you will win lotto this week and you tell your boss what you really think about his comb-over.
Or when Maps tells you that you will arrive at your destination in 20mins and you are still in traffic 45mins later. Wait what do you mean the app doesn’t know about morning traffic? We make assumptions all the time…. like the assumption that you are making of where this blog is going. Continue reading →