Farewell 2014

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It’s almost 11 am and I am sitting in the car, in beautiful Bulimba waiting for my friend Danni. She is stuck in traffic, and so I find myself with forty minutes to kill. What to do? What to do?   Continue reading →

All Aboard The Guilt Trip Express

 

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I hate being guilt tripped or shamed into doing things.

I hate going to a shopping centre to find down the middle isle either the sea salt people, who are constantly shaming me into buying bulk quantities of moisturizer Continue reading →

Yesterday I Jumped Out Of A Perfectly Good Plane.

13Yesterday I jumped out of a perfectly good plane. No there was no threat to my life and I wasn’t on an impossible mission. Continue reading →

Friendship – Are you the Elephant or the Mouse?

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You spend as much time in their company as they do in yours. You are both involved in the same conversations. You shared the same moments but, the friendship is as invigorating as a see-saw ride between an elephant and a mouse…. Continue reading →

NEWS FLASH….

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I have some exciting news… Continue reading →

How NOT to be a bad date

You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →

Do NOT touch!

Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?

There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?

You are killing me.

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There is fine line between sexy and hobo

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Is it just me or are men’s facial hair getting out of control? Sometimes I feel that there is some secret pact between men that we are not aware of.

 Whomever is able to hide a small animal in their beard is the king of the universe.

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The Tale of Two Snails

There once was a tail tale of two snails. Like passing ships they never saw the other by sight. Bec worked hard during the day and Claud did the same at night.

Oh and they were really funny! Continue reading →

Dad

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My dad had a huge belly laugh, you know the kind you can hear from anywhere. He had smiling eyes and was really funny.

Want to hear something weird? Continue reading →