Ever noticed how going to the Gym is a little like being in a bad relationship? Continue reading →
Do you know the fastest way to convince someone that they are dying?
Let them Google their symptoms. Continue reading →
Isn’t it a glorious day when you realise that you are finally OVER someone. Continue reading →
Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →
You know how you think that you and your friends are so funny you should have your own half hour sitcom? Continue reading →
Today is my least favourite day of the year. Continue reading →
Assumptions, don’t you hate them?
Like when you assume you won’t need that dinner reservation on a Wednesday night and you find yourself having to wait at the bar for half an hour.
Or when you assume you will win lotto this week and you tell your boss what you really think about his comb-over.
Or when Maps tells you that you will arrive at your destination in 20mins and you are still in traffic 45mins later. Wait what do you mean the app doesn’t know about morning traffic? We make assumptions all the time…. like the assumption that you are making of where this blog is going. Continue reading →
It’s almost 11 am and I am sitting in the car, in beautiful Bulimba waiting for my friend Danni. She is stuck in traffic, and so I find myself with forty minutes to kill. What to do? What to do? Continue reading →
Yesterday I jumped out of a perfectly good plane. No there was no threat to my life and I wasn’t on an impossible mission. Continue reading →
Can I buy some time? *Pulls out purse* seriously, any couch potatoes want to cash in a few wasted hours?
Anyone? I promise I will put it good use, no?
No matter how organised we are, and trust me I know people whose every move is ‘scheduled’, sometimes there is just not enough time in the day.
That is most likely why usually its the little things that can really drive us crazy. Such as? Well let me tell you what I ain’t got time for… Continue reading →