Ever noticed how going to the Gym is a little like being in a bad relationship? Continue reading →
Do you know the fastest way to convince someone that they are dying?
Let them Google their symptoms. Continue reading →
Isn’t it a glorious day when you realise that you are finally OVER someone. Continue reading →
Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →
You know how you think that you and your friends are so funny you should have your own half hour sitcom? Continue reading →
Today is my least favourite day of the year. Continue reading →
Assumptions, don’t you hate them?
Like when you assume you won’t need that dinner reservation on a Wednesday night and you find yourself having to wait at the bar for half an hour.
Or when you assume you will win lotto this week and you tell your boss what you really think about his comb-over.
Or when Maps tells you that you will arrive at your destination in 20mins and you are still in traffic 45mins later. Wait what do you mean the app doesn’t know about morning traffic? We make assumptions all the time…. like the assumption that you are making of where this blog is going. Continue reading →