Isn’t it a glorious day when you realise that you are finally OVER someone. Continue reading →
Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →
Assumptions, don’t you hate them?
Like when you assume you won’t need that dinner reservation on a Wednesday night and you find yourself having to wait at the bar for half an hour.
Or when you assume you will win lotto this week and you tell your boss what you really think about his comb-over.
Or when Maps tells you that you will arrive at your destination in 20mins and you are still in traffic 45mins later. Wait what do you mean the app doesn’t know about morning traffic? We make assumptions all the time…. like the assumption that you are making of where this blog is going. Continue reading →
You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →
You know that moment after a big life event, not the good kind the bad kind, where life as you know it comes to a screeching halt?
That moment seems to then be the catalyst for a series of horrible events.
Nothing goes right, you fail at everything, you’re so much fatter than yesterday, and you look around and find you are ALONE…
Well except for all those strangers who started throwing their rotten food at you when you stepped outside your house…who are those people? Continue reading →
She said: Thank you for ….Tindering me. Is that a thing?
He said: Well I guess it is now….
You know that one friend who is always trying to fix your life? I have in my life time collected several smothering friends and of course there is my mother. They love me so much I am afraid they might kill me. Continue reading →