I had the strangest dream the other night. I woke up only remembering parts of it and hazy remnants of events surrounding those moments. I hate not being able to remember dreams. Continue reading →
You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →
Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?
There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?
You are killing me.
You know that moment after a big life event, not the good kind the bad kind, where life as you know it comes to a screeching halt?
That moment seems to then be the catalyst for a series of horrible events.
Nothing goes right, you fail at everything, you’re so much fatter than yesterday, and you look around and find you are ALONE…
Well except for all those strangers who started throwing their rotten food at you when you stepped outside your house…who are those people? Continue reading →
I currently have the pleasure of working on the Orthopaedic ward at a Hospital located in Queensland.
The Orthopaedic ward is the Bones Ward which is not to be confused with Orthodontics which is all about Teeth, completely different. I know, sounds the same, but trust me you don’t want to go in for a fractured ankle and come out with a root canal so it might be wise to learn this kind of stuff. Continue reading →
She said: Thank you for ….Tindering me. Is that a thing?
He said: Well I guess it is now….
You know that one friend who is always trying to fix your life? I have in my life time collected several smothering friends and of course there is my mother. They love me so much I am afraid they might kill me. Continue reading →