How NOT to be a bad date

You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →

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The Tale of Two Snails

There once was a tail tale of two snails. Like passing ships they never saw the other by sight. Bec worked hard during the day and Claud did the same at night.

Oh and they were really funny! Continue reading →