Ever noticed how going to the Gym is a little like being in a bad relationship? Continue reading →
You may not have noticed by my profile picture but I am more like a can of coke where most people are like the 1.5 litre bottle. Continue reading →
Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →
You know how you think that you and your friends are so funny you should have your own half hour sitcom? Continue reading →
It’s almost 11 am and I am sitting in the car, in beautiful Bulimba waiting for my friend Danni. She is stuck in traffic, and so I find myself with forty minutes to kill. What to do? What to do? Continue reading →
I hate being guilt tripped or shamed into doing things.
I hate going to a shopping centre to find down the middle isle either the sea salt people, who are constantly shaming me into buying bulk quantities of moisturizer Continue reading →
Yesterday I jumped out of a perfectly good plane. No there was no threat to my life and I wasn’t on an impossible mission. Continue reading →