Ever noticed how going to the Gym is a little like being in a bad relationship? Continue reading →
You may not have noticed by my profile picture but I am more like a can of coke where most people are like the 1.5 litre bottle. Continue reading →
Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →
You know how you think that you and your friends are so funny you should have your own half hour sitcom? Continue reading →
It’s almost 11 am and I am sitting in the car, in beautiful Bulimba waiting for my friend Danni. She is stuck in traffic, and so I find myself with forty minutes to kill. What to do? What to do? Continue reading →
I hate being guilt tripped or shamed into doing things.
I hate going to a shopping centre to find down the middle isle either the sea salt people, who are constantly shaming me into buying bulk quantities of moisturizer Continue reading →
Yesterday I jumped out of a perfectly good plane. No there was no threat to my life and I wasn’t on an impossible mission. Continue reading →
Can I buy some time? *Pulls out purse* seriously, any couch potatoes want to cash in a few wasted hours?
Anyone? I promise I will put it good use, no?
No matter how organised we are, and trust me I know people whose every move is ‘scheduled’, sometimes there is just not enough time in the day.
That is most likely why usually its the little things that can really drive us crazy. Such as? Well let me tell you what I ain’t got time for… Continue reading →
You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →
Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?
There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?
You are killing me.