Dear Future Self

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Isn’t it a glorious day when you realise that you are finally OVER someone. Continue reading →

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Just a little CRUSH

Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →

Just another manic LOVE day

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Legend has it that centuries ago, one of the many Saints named Valentinus was imprisoned for performing verboten weddings for soldiers. While serving time for his crime he healed the daughter of his jailer, Asterius. Some say that before he was executed he wrote her a farewell letter and signed it ‘Your Valentine’. Continue reading →

The problem with ASSUMPTIONS

Assumptions, don’t you hate them?

Like when you assume you won’t need that dinner reservation on a Wednesday night and you find yourself having to wait at the bar for half an hour.

Or when you assume you will win lotto this week and you tell your boss what you really think about his comb-over.

Or when Maps tells you that you will arrive at your destination in 20mins and you are still in traffic 45mins later. Wait what do you mean the app doesn’t know about morning traffic? We make assumptions all the time…. like the assumption that you are making of where this blog is going. Continue reading →

Farewell 2014

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It’s almost 11 am and I am sitting in the car, in beautiful Bulimba waiting for my friend Danni. She is stuck in traffic, and so I find myself with forty minutes to kill. What to do? What to do?   Continue reading →

Friendship – Are you the Elephant or the Mouse?

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You spend as much time in their company as they do in yours. You are both involved in the same conversations. You shared the same moments but, the friendship is as invigorating as a see-saw ride between an elephant and a mouse…. Continue reading →

How NOT to be a bad date

You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →