He Said, She Said Part 2

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Written by,  Colin Nicholson.

I’ve have a mother, a pair of grandmothers, a couple of sisters, and an ex-girlfriend or four, two female housemates a good handful of lady friends – and still no freaking clue. Continue reading →

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Just a little CRUSH

Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →

Just another manic LOVE day

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Legend has it that centuries ago, one of the many Saints named Valentinus was imprisoned for performing verboten weddings for soldiers. While serving time for his crime he healed the daughter of his jailer, Asterius. Some say that before he was executed he wrote her a farewell letter and signed it ‘Your Valentine’. Continue reading →

How NOT to be a bad date

You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →

Do NOT touch!

Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?

There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?

You are killing me.

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There is fine line between sexy and hobo

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Is it just me or are men’s facial hair getting out of control? Sometimes I feel that there is some secret pact between men that we are not aware of.

 Whomever is able to hide a small animal in their beard is the king of the universe.

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Just 10 Steps away from Smiling Again.

 

You know that moment after a big life event, not the good kind the bad kind, where life as you know it comes to a screeching halt?

That moment seems to then be the catalyst for a series of horrible events.

Nothing goes right, you fail at everything, you’re so much fatter than yesterday, and you look around and find you are ALONE…

Well except for all those strangers who started throwing their rotten food at you when you stepped outside your house…who are those people? Continue reading →