You are holding on to a huge balloon that is bound to explode.
Its drags you along because the weight you are carrying keeps you low to the ground. You hold on tight to the balloon because it’s the only thing keeping you afloat. If you are honest you might admit you are afraid of what would happen if you loosen your grip, what if when you land you are swallowed whole? Continue reading →
I feel that most of the time we are all so busy dancing LIFE as a quickstep that we forget that we can alter the pace by taking a deep breath, changing the music and just slowing down. Continue reading →
Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →
Legend has it that centuries ago, one of the many Saints named Valentinus was imprisoned for performing verboten weddings for soldiers. While serving time for his crime he healed the daughter of his jailer, Asterius. Some say that before he was executed he wrote her a farewell letter and signed it ‘Your Valentine’. Continue reading →
You know how you think that you and your friends are so funny you should have your own half hour sitcom? Continue reading →
I hate being guilt tripped or shamed into doing things.
I hate going to a shopping centre to find down the middle isle either the sea salt people, who are constantly shaming me into buying bulk quantities of moisturizer Continue reading →
You spend as much time in their company as they do in yours. You are both involved in the same conversations. You shared the same moments but, the friendship is as invigorating as a see-saw ride between an elephant and a mouse…. Continue reading →
Can I buy some time? *Pulls out purse* seriously, any couch potatoes want to cash in a few wasted hours?
Anyone? I promise I will put it good use, no?
No matter how organised we are, and trust me I know people whose every move is ‘scheduled’, sometimes there is just not enough time in the day.
That is most likely why usually its the little things that can really drive us crazy. Such as? Well let me tell you what I ain’t got time for… Continue reading →
You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →
Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?
There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?
You are killing me.
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