Love is…

love-treeLife has a way of complicating things that should be simple. More accurately, we complicate things that should not be complicated.

Fact: Love is love is love. Continue reading →

He Said, She Said Part 2

he said she said 3

Written by,  Colin Nicholson.

I’ve have a mother, a pair of grandmothers, a couple of sisters, and an ex-girlfriend or four, two female housemates a good handful of lady friends – and still no freaking clue. Continue reading →

Short Girl Problems

short-girl

You may not have noticed by my profile picture but I am more like a can of coke where most people are like the 1.5 litre bottle. Continue reading →

Confessions Of A School Teacher

When someone says I have a confession to make I pull out the popcorn and get comfortable, because I know things are about to get real. Continue reading →

Just a little CRUSH

Ever had a crush on someone who doesn’t know you are alive? Continue reading →

Just another manic LOVE day

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Legend has it that centuries ago, one of the many Saints named Valentinus was imprisoned for performing verboten weddings for soldiers. While serving time for his crime he healed the daughter of his jailer, Asterius. Some say that before he was executed he wrote her a farewell letter and signed it ‘Your Valentine’. Continue reading →

The problem with ASSUMPTIONS

Assumptions, don’t you hate them?

Like when you assume you won’t need that dinner reservation on a Wednesday night and you find yourself having to wait at the bar for half an hour.

Or when you assume you will win lotto this week and you tell your boss what you really think about his comb-over.

Or when Maps tells you that you will arrive at your destination in 20mins and you are still in traffic 45mins later. Wait what do you mean the app doesn’t know about morning traffic? We make assumptions all the time…. like the assumption that you are making of where this blog is going. Continue reading →

Things I ain’t got time for…

 

Can I buy some time? *Pulls out purse* seriously, any couch potatoes want to cash in a few wasted hours?

Anyone? I promise I will put it good use, no?

No matter how organised we are, and trust me I know people whose every move is ‘scheduled’, sometimes there is just not enough time in the day.

That is most likely why usually its the little things that can really drive us crazy. Such as? Well let me tell you what I ain’t got time forContinue reading →

How NOT to be a bad date

You know what is not fun? Getting all dressed up for a date and instead you realise you are out to dinner with a bad… bad joke. After several dates and consecutive eye rolls I feel it is my duty to help the general public with some (hopefully) helpful advice. Who am I kidding; this is just a list of things that make me wish every restaurant had an ejector seat button. Continue reading →

Do NOT touch!

Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?

There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?

You are killing me.

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