Bully, your powers don’t work here.

Bully

I was one of those kids that loved going to school. Continue reading →

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Do NOT touch!

Why do men always want the ones they can’t have? Why do we only want the ones who don’t know we are alive?

There are days that I am sure the universe is having a laugh at my expense. I know I usually pick on people I like so I am going to assume the same goes for the universe. In which case I will have to ask for my own safety, Universe, could you like me a little less please?

You are killing me.

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The Tale of Two Snails

There once was a tail tale of two snails. Like passing ships they never saw the other by sight. Bec worked hard during the day and Claud did the same at night.

Oh and they were really funny! Continue reading →

Orthopaedic Observations

I currently have the pleasure of working on the Orthopaedic ward at a Hospital located in Queensland.

The Orthopaedic ward is the Bones Ward which is not to be confused with Orthodontics which is all about Teeth, completely different. I know, sounds the same, but trust me you don’t want to go in for a fractured ankle and come out with a root canal so it might be wise to learn this kind of stuff. Continue reading →